To answer your question: Nope.
I’m not related to Kid Rock. Or Chris Rock. Or Dwayne The Rock Johnson. I’ve never driven a Chevy, especially like a rock. I’ve never been to Fraggle Rock or that weird rock from Close Encounters. I don’t listen to soft rock, hard rock or glam rock (sorry, Bowie). I don’t have a boat to rock. I don’t even have a pet rock
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You thought I was going to say that I do ROCK at copywriting, though, didn’t you?
Don’t worry, I would never put you through that.
I would write one hell of a rock spot, though.